Something Really Clever

Jamie. 18. Denver, Co. Female.
"if youre really a mean person, youre going to come back as a fly and eat poop"-Kurt Cobain

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga, via babykaya)

theyeezybakeoven:

jizzfrosti:

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

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did you even look at the last two

(via sniffing)

hyourinmaruice:

caseythesalamancer:

pokemallow:

do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????

What do you mean?  You went on all of those adventures with them, didn’t you?

That is the best answer ever

(Source: roehn, via jeannettehigginbotham)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via communistbakery)

sofapizza:

not again robert, think of the children

(Source: reddit.com, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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